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From a Bravo blog:

Oh God, we hope it’s a hoax.

On sale now on eBay: Britney Spear’s half-eaten egg salad sandwich and K-Feds corndog … with a bite mark from Britney. Not since Tori Spelling sold her under-things were we so excited and yet terribly grossed out about an eBay sale.

This seems real enough, and we've seen links to it on the blogosphere for the last few days. Check it out for yourself -- if you dare.

It seems a guy catering a party was clearing Britney and K-Feds plates when he managed to score the celeb keepsakes. The best part is his description of how he got the munched-up morsels. Here’s a sample of how K-Fed's corndog got worked over by Brit:

"Britney picked it up really quick giggled and said 'I can't let that go to waste' and quickly took a big bite off of the stick end of the corn dog. I was still standing there holding the plate, not quite sure what to do because Britney Spears was stealing corn dogs off the plate I was pulling away. She finished her bite and put it back on the plate I was holding and said ‘thanks!’”

Brilliant. So you have until August 31st at 11:52 am to bid. As of this writing the current bid was up to $89.98. Hurry! Before all that K-fed and Britney spit dries! Get their DNA, clone them, and destroy civilization as we know it!