A Bit Of Fresh Aire

Tribute to Carl and Ray

2007-04-25T13:06:00.000-04:00

Gnomies

2007-04-11T22:53:00.000-04:00

Homer _really_ likes the Easter Bunny

2007-04-10T15:20:00.000-04:00

The Amazing Cat Story

2007-03-01T20:09:00.000-05:00

Oh, you must read this . Read this now! (It Has Pictures, too!)

"It's Knuttz!"

2007-03-01T19:33:00.000-05:00

This is a real fish?!
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"The ocean sunfish, Mola mola, is the largest bony fish in the world. It is a unique pelagic fish, and specimens of ocean sunfish have been observed up to 3.3 m (11 ft) in length and weighing up to 2,300 kg (5,100 lb)."

Maaan, I hope I don't see one in Mexico next week...
But its kind of cute and definately kewl!
(Check out what else is Knuttz here!)
P.S. I love the dive suit!

Finaly, Art Get's Even!

2007-03-01T19:32:00.000-05:00

Kyle Cummings | Illustration and Design

2007-03-01T19:29:00.000-05:00

The Alarm Clock That Got Away

2007-03-01T19:26:00.000-05:00

Someone should really buy/make me one of these alarm clocks...

Geekologie.com

2007-03-01T19:19:00.000-05:00

This site, geekologie.com, has some very geeky but kewl posts.
(Geeky as in "She thinks my computer is sexy..." --I love geek stuff ;p)

I really like the rubikcubism

but the Tesla Coil Car Alarm is awesome too!

First of a few catch up posts...

2007-03-01T19:14:00.000-05:00

As the title says, "This brings a new meaning to the term 'baby-making'!" (FYI, if you don't go to the page, its a cake!)

Rum and Monkey Name Generator

2007-01-25T23:53:00.000-05:00

My very British name is Elizabeth Pelham.
Take The Very British Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

Photo Op (Starring me)

2006-11-30T21:19:00.000-05:00

ljsecretpics

2006-11-30T20:36:00.000-05:00

"I want someone who wants me SO BAD
my clothes end up on the chandelier."

Since I don't have mine up yet...

2006-11-29T16:52:00.000-05:00

This is rediculously and amazingly awesome. Enjoy! :)

Whoa, my brain just got goosebumps...

2006-09-30T16:41:00.000-04:00

Pika - really really freaking cute if you ask me! The real life pikachu!

2006-09-30T16:32:00.000-04:00

The pika may look like a hamster, but is actually a cousin of the rabbit.

Of course, "Pikachu" is a portmanteau of the words, pika, meaning to spark or meaning a sparkle of lightning in the Japanese language, and "chū", an onomatopoeia in the Japanese language for the squeak made by a mouse. It seems pure coincidence that Pikachu and the Pika bear so much resemblence - or it may just be a third level of cleverness on the japanese creators' part.

Jen and the hot pink hairy boob

2006-09-24T23:33:00.000-04:00

Jen and the hairy hot pink boob

mrRush.com

2006-09-14T13:15:00.000-04:00

When a polar bear isn't drinking Coke...

2006-09-14T12:52:00.000-04:00

He's an existentialist?!

Analagous Humorous

2006-09-14T12:31:00.000-04:00

Ah, yes... young writers are so amusing *waxes nostalgic*

The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay
They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

Kenneth Parker, Photographer

2006-09-13T12:09:00.000-04:00

White Oxen and Minnanthu Pagodas (Bagan, Myanmar)

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Spong Roots and Ruins, Ta Prohm

Angkor, Cambodia

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One word for these: Beautiful!

Check out the rest: Kenneth Parker

The Gay Flight Attendant

2006-09-10T13:10:00.000-04:00

"My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told >us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch

My friend Belinda posted this as a bulletin on myspace.com. I dunno where it started, but I appreciate the swift justice of a witty gay man!

Getting In Touch With Your Inner Child

2006-09-08T10:58:00.000-04:00

Today is about finding your inner child and playing with him/her.
Er, um... yeah... play nicely?!

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This is one of my favorite children's books...
And even if you don't consider yourself a child anymore, read it.

We'll miss you Steve Irwin!

2006-09-06T11:21:00.000-04:00

I'm sure that most of you have heard that
Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin was killed

...But I doubt all of you have seen the cat
who clearly loved Mr. "Crikey" Irwin.

(Thanks to cuteoverload.com for the animal planet link
and also these photos! I love how "on top of it" you are!)

*mmm-arghhh-glurp-munch* "I just love Steve Irwin sooo much...
He tastes sooo goood!"

Cuteoverload.com is another site (like this one!) that you should look at often. The animals there are guaranteed to inspire an "awwww_omgosh_awwww!"

Goodbye, Steve!

In honor of the new season of House

2006-09-05T16:36:00.000-04:00

So what am I doing tonight at 8:00? Duh! Its totally Housetime!
For those of you who don't know, House is the best doctor show (besides Grey's Anatomy--but that's completely different). Dr. House manages to solve these really kewl mysterious /complex cases while being sarcastic--brilliant! Okay, so its the best sarcastic doctor show.

House. Tonight. On Fox. At 8:00. Watch it!

To get ready for the new season, brush-up on your Houseisms.
A few of my favorites (but i love them all!):

From the Episode "Control"
Wilson : "She was uncomfortable doing any more tests. I had to convince her just to do that one."
House: "You get that often? Women who'd rather die than get naked with you?"

From the Episode "DNR"
Foreman: "You assaulted that man!"
House: "Fine. I'll never do it again."
Foreman: "Yes you will."
House: "All the more reason this debate is pointless."

From the Episode "Maternity"
House: "Don't worry. Many women learn to live with this parasite. My own mother, for example. Forty-five years and she only complains about it now from time to time."

From the Episode "Damned If You Do"
House: "Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me?"

tiny bit of giggle

2006-08-31T21:02:00.001-04:00

From a Bravo blog:

Oh God, we hope it’s a hoax.
On sale now on eBay: Britney Spear’s half-eaten egg salad sandwich and K-Feds corndog … with a bite mark from Britney. Not since Tori Spelling sold her under-things were we so excited and yet terribly grossed out about an eBay sale.

This seems real enough, and we've seen links to it on the blogosphere for the last few days. Check it out for yourself -- if you dare.

It seems a guy catering a party was clearing Britney and K-Feds plates when he managed to score the celeb keepsakes. The best part is his description of how he got the munched-up morsels. Here’s a sample of how K-Fed's corndog got worked over by Brit:

"Britney picked it up really quick giggled and said 'I can't let that go to waste' and quickly took a big bite off of the stick end of the corn dog. I was still standing there holding the plate, not quite sure what to do because Britney Spears was stealing corn dogs off the plate I was pulling away. She finished her bite and put it back on the plate I was holding and said ‘thanks!’”

Brilliant. So you have until August 31st at 11:52 am to bid. As of this writing the current bid was up to $89.98. Hurry! Before all that K-fed and Britney spit dries! Get their DNA, clone them, and destroy civilization as we know it!

Nostalgic, sort of...

2006-08-23T10:20:00.000-04:00

Did anyone else realize when they watched this movie (the professional)
that it was Natalie Portman playing the little girl?!
If you haven't seen it, its a great film!

"Leon...!"

I think I cannot possibly wait for snow to post this...

2006-08-23T10:17:00.000-04:00

(I guess this means I annoy myself?!)

I canna wait to sink my still-new & kick-ass snowboard into some icey-goodness!

Phil-o-soph-o-pha-sizing

2006-08-23T10:11:00.000-04:00

A tribute to my summer class...

I think I like this version better than the
40-page-per-chapter one that I had to read!

I love statues...

2006-08-11T22:48:00.000-04:00

Especially weird ones! And these are very kewl...
warning: statues are often naked, some are lewd.
Enjoy!

See more of the statues here.

Birthdays, Christmas, Tuesdays and Other Holidays with gift-giving...

2006-08-11T22:29:00.000-04:00

These would be awesome!

For the annoying site, or simple amusement...

2006-08-11T21:59:00.000-04:00

Destroy a website, with a variety of ways to do so... fun :)

That song that is stuck in my head...

2006-08-11T21:53:00.000-04:00

Every wonder what the song you heard on a commercial was?
Or maybe you recognized a song but doubt a lot of other people know it... Well, of course, there is a wikipedia article!
See the list
...and add to it if you can!

Good Advice

2006-08-11T21:29:00.000-04:00

From: contra.org

"Live juicy. Stamp out conformity.
Stay in bed all day. Dream of gypsy
Wagons. Find snails making love.
Develop an astounding appetite for books.
Drink sunsets. Draw out your feelings.
Amaze yourself. Be ridiculous. Stop
worrying. Now. If not now, then when?
Make yes your favourite word. Marry
yourself. Dry your clothes in the sun.
Eat mangoes naked. Keep toys in the
bathtub. Spin yourself dizzy. Hang
upside down. Follow a child. Celebrate
an old person. Send a love letter to your-
self. Be advanced. Try endearing. Invent
a new way to love. Transform negatives.
Delight someone. Wear pajamas to a
drive-in movie. Allow yourself to feel
rich without money. Be who you truly
are and the money will follow. Believe
in everything. You are always on
your way to a miracle. The miracle is you.
-Sark

It's all in the name

2006-08-10T10:12:00.001-04:00

I found this article on nextwebgen.com. How do you register a domain for your company with out noticing this kind of flaw?!

Top 10 Worst Company URLs
Filed under: Wacky Web — Admin at 3:09 pm
On Wednesday, August 2, 2006
The Top 10 Unintentionally Worst Company URL
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:
A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com
Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net
Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com
Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com
And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com
If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com
Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com
Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com
Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com

Feeling Artistic...

2006-08-01T23:15:00.001-04:00

So I thought that today I would post a couple of artist's sites that I like...

Larry Carlson ...interestingly weird.

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This I found this through gargles.net...

Daniel Jansson

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Subways are for art.

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Okay, 1 more...

This just resonates with me.

Yay for people who participate with my blog!

2006-07-26T22:20:00.000-04:00

My bro sent me this...

Lol. Yeah I don't get it either. But isn't it awesome!?!?

Hallmarks of Felinity

2006-07-21T00:19:00.000-04:00

Lots of Links

2006-07-20T23:44:00.000-04:00

Today's post theme... Drum Roll Please!
**duhdaduh duhdaduh duhdaduh duhdaduh...**

Things To Play With!

We've got a kaleidoscope.
This rabbit thinks that your cursor is a carrot.
Share your sketches with strangers,
and get sketches in return!
Do you like Jackson Pollock? Splat away here.
Build-A-Face
Send an email... to your Future Me!
Feeling comedic? Try creating a comic strip.
Have something to say to your
dysfunctional family? Write a letter.
Flash games + cows
a capella, of sorts.
Can you tell who is the serial killer?
dirty minds quiz
The George W. Bush Speechwriter.

Enjoy!

Secretly Sharing Secrets

2006-07-19T22:57:00.000-04:00

Because we all have secrets that need to be shared,
Thank You PostSecret!

How my desktop behaves...

2006-07-19T22:46:00.000-04:00

I just don't know what do to anymore, this is becoming a problem.
*sigh* Well, you take a look...
How am I supposed to work like this?!

Bored at Home

2006-07-19T22:41:00.000-04:00

I wish I was creative when I was bored at home.

Like this guy...

He gets more creatively bored at home here. Check it out, it's kewl : )

A Factory of Sorts

2006-07-13T01:43:00.000-04:00

Stick-figures in a Blue Ball Machine.

To enjoy, stare at this...

For the musical edition:
(The music is silly and really adds to the factory effect!)
http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/

Na na na na, he's BoOowman!

2006-07-13T01:40:00.000-04:00

If you've ever wanted to shoot a stick-figure with a bow & arrow, this is the site for you.
And if you haven't, you'd be surprised how silly-fun it is!

Triptopan, Trip to The BVI's...

2006-07-13T01:29:00.000-04:00

I am drooling over these photos! Scuba Photography is way kewl.

If all goes as planned, Spring Break will be another trip to the British Virgin Islands... by far my favorite vacation! We're planning to spend the week on a catamaran. If you ever get to the BVIs, be sure to find Sydney's Peace and Love Bar in Little Harbor, on Jost Van Dyke ...and go there around noon for a rum--which should consumed while standing in 3 feet of water!

This is the crack

2006-07-13T01:16:00.000-04:00

In a salute to my sister and her boyfriend who leave for Ireland tomorrow (Sooo Jealous!), a very kewl Guinness commercial.

You had better drink a pint for me!

The Kewl Commercial

(Or click at my attempt to post the video here,
the strange white box at the beginning of this post.)

Also, now would be a good time to post that comment of yours
about how to put videos in here, I'd appreciate it. ;p

(I'll learn soon, I promise!)

Evolution of the Alphabet

2006-07-13T01:11:00.000-04:00

I like words. Words are made of letters. Therefore I like letters also.

Learn a little about the alphabet, as it evolves...

Album Art

2006-07-13T00:58:00.001-04:00

My friend Brian asked me about Panic! at the disco but I couldn't think of anything I knew about them. So, I thought I'd find their CD cover using AlbumArt.com, where you can look up just about any band and find their CD covers. Try it! Just type in the most random band you can think of :)

(Okay, truthfully, the first thing I did was Google them...)

Their site: Panic! At the Disco
And for a listen: hear them on purevolume

Agony of a Marionette

2006-07-13T00:37:00.000-04:00

When first by chance I saw this image, I thought
"Wow, look at that tree."

On second glance, "Ooh! ...the marionette."

It is so very weirdly-wonderfully weird.

Agony of a Marionette by Petr Stepanek
(a user of a kewl art site: gfxartist.com)

Ads of the world

2006-07-13T00:31:00.000-04:00

I <3 Lion Camp!
The rest of the AdsOfTheWorld is kewl too.

The Thing About Good Movies

2006-07-13T00:26:00.000-04:00

The thing about good movies is that when you log on and search for their site you can easily be let down by its generic, flashy website.

But not this one!

Good movie + interesting website = Donnie Darko

God is a DJ

2006-07-13T00:21:00.000-04:00

Well, not God... But this is still kewl.

http://www.roffelijk.nl/rl/images/20060202/rofmov.html

For the bored, in-between time

2006-07-13T00:16:00.000-04:00

Hmm. This was not as easy as I thought it was. And then, suddenly it was. Okay. Okay. "And then" is really more like "An Hour Later..."

Try your hand at an old cowboy sort of game: http://www.cardtoss.com/

Mighty Yaar.

2006-07-13T00:05:00.000-04:00